Offline Brother Kevin

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    Ghost of Ike

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    love the avatar!
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    Reply from Brother Kevin:


    Greets! To what do I owe the pleasure?

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    Just stopping by to say hello and offer a kudo!


    Reply from Brother Kevin:

    Thanks Rose. Nice to hear from you.

    Feel free to visit us at Conservatives For Freedom. We're a Membership By Approval board - because we've been spammed by so many vile internet trolls.
    If you're interested in joining us, let me know.
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    Brother Kevin

    A mad man of intelligent thought
    A paradox to some
    He will actually converse with you
    Unless you insist and insist

    Upon being ridiculous and dumb

    He carries both sword and shield
    His kindness can bring a smile
    Unless unless unless
    you've come to do harm

    Than he steps forth Crusader style

    8:21 am


    Reply from Brother Kevin:


    Where ya been?

    Come to CFF and see us! Soon!!


My Bio

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I amaze people with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

My Occupation

Making toothpicks out of logs.

My Hobbies

Movies, reading, talk radio, carpentry, motorcycling, tae kwon do, Qigong, Reiki, Holosync, music. Also, see above.